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[All devices on the school suddenly display an image. It's crackly static at first, making odd sounds and going in and out. It takes a few minutes, probably ticking off a number of students and staff just trying to use their devices, but eventually, a voice becomes clear. The static remains, however.]
Er-hem-hem-hem. Ahem. AHEM. Testing, testing, one two, three...
Heeeeeeeee-llo~! Upupupu~! You may not have missed me, but believe me, I've missed all of yoooo-ooou! It's been a long time, hasn't it, fellow students? I do hope you've been taking good care of my friend, Ms. Enoshima. She really seems to have recovered somewhat from that little bout of amnesia, hasn't she? Well, I'm sure she's still in good hands. Anyway, getting to business...
[The static finally breaks, showing an image of... Monokuma's red eye? It's not clear if this is his eye or not, but it sure looks like the one on his face...]
While you've all been living your lavish little lives on this pathetic peashooter in the sky, we have been busy. With what, you may ask? Oh, you don't need to worry about all that. All you need to be concerned with... are your friends.
After all, despair is encroaching on your safe haven. It might not be safe for very much longer.
Upupupu... AAAAAA-HAHAHAHA! I'll leave all of you to figure out what I'm talking about. But rest assured... your pitiful little existences are about to be plunged into the depths of despair...
and there's no going back.
Toodle-oo!
[And the devices return control back to whomever was using them.
Uh oh. This doesn't seem good. Might want to open up some video lines and check on everyone.]
Er-hem-hem-hem. Ahem. AHEM. Testing, testing, one two, three...
Heeeeeeeee-llo~! Upupupu~! You may not have missed me, but believe me, I've missed all of yoooo-ooou! It's been a long time, hasn't it, fellow students? I do hope you've been taking good care of my friend, Ms. Enoshima. She really seems to have recovered somewhat from that little bout of amnesia, hasn't she? Well, I'm sure she's still in good hands. Anyway, getting to business...
[The static finally breaks, showing an image of... Monokuma's red eye? It's not clear if this is his eye or not, but it sure looks like the one on his face...]
While you've all been living your lavish little lives on this pathetic peashooter in the sky, we have been busy. With what, you may ask? Oh, you don't need to worry about all that. All you need to be concerned with... are your friends.
After all, despair is encroaching on your safe haven. It might not be safe for very much longer.
Upupupu... AAAAAA-HAHAHAHA! I'll leave all of you to figure out what I'm talking about. But rest assured... your pitiful little existences are about to be plunged into the depths of despair...
and there's no going back.
Toodle-oo!
[And the devices return control back to whomever was using them.
Uh oh. This doesn't seem good. Might want to open up some video lines and check on everyone.]